Ten Reasons Don Pendleton is better than Cormac McCarthy

Hard Hitting Literary Analysis

1. Uses Punctuation

2. The Executioner doesn’t spend the whole book getting bullied

3. Like 800 Executioner books vs a “border trilogy.”

4. Don Pendleton did’t make his wife bathe in the lake and eat beans cus he was so broke

5. All the Pretty Horses sounds kind of gay

6. Mac Bolan has an actual name and isn’t just “the kid.”

7. Gun battles are more poetic than eight or nine pages of stuff about rocks and sand and random trees and stuff

8. No untranslated Spanish in the Executioner books

9. You can just kill bad guys is better theme than evil is bullying me

10. Sweet pulp covers vs random stock art of horses and shit